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From the Warp
News, updates, and dispatches from the Clumsy Orc community.
- UK January Meta Check:
Nottingham’s 355-Player Super-Major Leads the Charge January gave a really solid snapshot of where competitive Warhammer 40,000 sits right now. Across four UK events — Nottingham GT (355 players), Glasshammer GT (30), VT 40K GT (26), and 40K Brawl – Beachhead Warm Up (38) — the same ideas kept showing up at the top tables.… Read more: UK January Meta Check: - Three Nights of Warhammer Action with Clumsy Orc Studios
(…and Friday Still to Come!) It’s been a huge week of Warhammer so far, with packed tables, rolling dice, and a fantastic mix of competitive league play, narrative battles, and coaching games across three busy evenings. From Monday Madness and Tactical Tuesday at Element Games, through to Wednesday Night Warhammer at Leodis Games, the Vespator… Read more: Three Nights of Warhammer Action with Clumsy Orc Studios - Choosing the Right Game at Clumsy Orc Studios
One of the best things about tabletop gaming is that there’s no single “right” way to play. Some players want a tight, competitive match. Others want story, atmosphere, and long-term consequences. And plenty of people just want a relaxed game where they can learn, ask questions, and enjoy the hobby without pressure. At Clumsy Orc… Read more: Choosing the Right Game at Clumsy Orc Studios - Sunday Preview – Studio Update
Hope everyone’s had a solid weekend and managed to squeeze in a bit of hobby time. Games Workshop have just dropped their Sunday Preview, and it’s a big one if Chaos is your thing — with some really nice nods to The Old World and Horus Heresy fans as well. This week’s highlights include four… Read more: Sunday Preview – Studio Update - New GW Releases – Casual Hobbyist Take
🎲 New GW Releases – Casual Hobbyist Take 🏴☠️ Red Corsairs – Absolute Space Pirate Energy I’m just going to say it: the Red Corsairs look chaotically incredible. These guys feel like what they’ve always been in the lore — not just “Chaos Marines but red,” but full on void-raiding space pirates. Boarding actions, stolen… Read more: New GW Releases – Casual Hobbyist Take - Clumsy Orc Stockport League – Jan to Mar 2025
The Clumsy Orc Stockport League is a relaxed 3-month Warhammer 40,000 RTT running January to March at Element Games. Players complete one 2,000-point game per month using missions from the 2025 deck, with rankings feeding into the wider Clumsy Orc 2025 season — including Tuesday Champions full-day RTTs. All games use Clumsy Orc terrain with official GW layouts, and results contribute toward the new annual Clumsy Orc Ranking, where the overall winner will take home a full-size Chainsword.